Bigwegnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow crow.

Bigwegnarl created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigwegnarl, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bigwegnarl, it will turn you into a tree.

Bigwegnarl's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bigwegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed aubergines to porpoises while wearing tights.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.