Tonbudbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent bee.

Tonbudbot created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Tonbudbot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonbudbot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tonbudbot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tonbudbot's Holy Commandments

1. Tonbudbot loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.