Cippoglap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish wombat.

Cippoglap created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cippoglap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cippoglap, it will turn you into a plant.

Cippoglap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cippoglap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Put Cippoglap first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair white.