Libbutdavfigwabfetjon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective yak.

Libbutdavfigwabfetjon created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Libbutdavfigwabfetjon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Libbutdavfigwabfetjon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Libbutdavfigwabfetjon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Libbutdavfigwabfetjon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.