Viglarnleg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful jaguar.

Viglarnleg created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viglarnleg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Viglarnleg, he will cry a lot.

Viglarnleg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Viglarnleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Worship no other gods but Viglarnleg.

5. Do not make images of living things.