Sandcapyar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental camel.

Sandcapyar created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandcapyar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sandcapyar, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sandcapyar's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sandcapyar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.