Kikmanstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy dog.

Kikmanstip created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikmanstip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kikmanstip, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kikmanstip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kikmanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Kikmanstip in the centre of the settlement.