Nanlogyat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, blissful slug.

Nanlogyat created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlogyat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nanlogyat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nanlogyat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nanlogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Nanlogyat's name in vain.