Gofvolyarpfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent otter.

Gofvolyarpfeb created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gofvolyarpfeb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofvolyarpfeb, he will cry a lot.

Gofvolyarpfeb's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gofvolyarpfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.