Hascarlab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful jaguar.

Hascarlab created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hascarlab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hascarlab, it will not care.

Hascarlab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hascarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hascarlab loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed nuts to dogs while wearing red coats.