Tenkemfod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, astonishing ant.

Tenkemfod created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Tenkemfod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tenkemfod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tenkemfod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tenkemfod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Always obey Tenkemfod's priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.