Buthiggab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable cow.

Buthiggab created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buthiggab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Buthiggab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Buthiggab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Buthiggab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. You must love Buthiggab.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Put Buthiggab first in all things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.