Nibwapvil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful ant.

Nibwapvil created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibwapvil, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibwapvil, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nibwapvil's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nibwapvil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never sprint near bats.