Yarlzodgam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, grumpy crow.

Yarlzodgam created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlzodgam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarlzodgam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarlzodgam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yarlzodgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.