Gedlarpnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind dragonfly.

Gedlarpnurl created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlarpnurl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gedlarpnurl, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gedlarpnurl's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gedlarpnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never feed lentils to foxes while wearing green corsets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.