Pigtaghot Arnbigton is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pigtaghot Arnbigton created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigtaghot Arnbigton, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pigtaghot Arnbigton, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Pigtaghot Arnbigton's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pigtaghot Arnbigton's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pigtaghot Arnbigton.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Never eat green fruit.