Bestdotvog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced elephant.

Bestdotvog created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdotvog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bestdotvog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bestdotvog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bestdotvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run near otters.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.