Jarnfonlist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak wyvern.

Jarnfonlist created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfonlist, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jarnfonlist, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jarnfonlist's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jarnfonlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear turquoise.