Litfligpidrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured fish.

Litfligpidrat created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litfligpidrat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Litfligpidrat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Litfligpidrat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Litfligpidrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.