Gephaklarn is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy wolf.

Gephaklarn created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gephaklarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gephaklarn, it will remove you from existence.

Gephaklarn's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gephaklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never feed onions to aardvarks while wearing shoes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.