Nutpakdim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous tapir.

Nutpakdim created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nutpakdim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nutpakdim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nutpakdim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nutpakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never think about comets.