Vanhambem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered rat.

Vanhambem created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanhambem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vanhambem, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vanhambem's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vanhambem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vanhambem on top of all buildings.