Bunxinnur is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciful wyrm.

Bunxinnur created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Bunxinnur, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bunxinnur, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bunxinnur's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bunxinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Bunxinnur on top of important buildings.