Rapfabdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced lion.

Rapfabdiss created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapfabdiss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapfabdiss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rapfabdiss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rapfabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapfabdiss.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never sing near eagles.