Libdagbess is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless dog.

Libdagbess created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Libdagbess, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libdagbess, she will turn you into a worm.

Libdagbess' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Libdagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect your elders.