Danwonlinfom is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciful clam.

Danwonlinfom created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Danwonlinfom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danwonlinfom, he will have a low opinion of you.

Danwonlinfom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Danwonlinfom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.