Nantikrull is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise seal.

Nantikrull created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Nantikrull, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nantikrull, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nantikrull's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nantikrull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nantikrull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nantikrull.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never chant near gulls.

5. Never look at black holes.