Tomvinman Gun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident pig.

Tomvinman Gun created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tomvinman Gun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tomvinman Gun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tomvinman Gun's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tomvinman Gun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Run away from cyan eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.