Wanmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, amazing rhinoceros.

Wanmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmeg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wanmeg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wanmeg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never jump near bats.

3. Never talk about optics near voles while wearing blue trousers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never pour water over plants.