Labnarjig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, almighty otter.

Labnarjig created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labnarjig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labnarjig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Labnarjig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Labnarjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Labnarjig's priests.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.