Stigstanfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful dragonfly.

Stigstanfob created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Stigstanfob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigstanfob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stigstanfob's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Stigstanfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.