Gomragstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless walrus.

Gomragstig created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomragstig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gomragstig, she will remove you from existence.

Gomragstig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gomragstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gomragstig.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.