Fabfidtif is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful giraffe.

Fabfidtif created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfidtif, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fabfidtif, she will destroy your home planet.

Fabfidtif's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fabfidtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always obey Fabfidtif's priests.

5. Never talk about tapirs.