Jigxemgof is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic yak.

Jigxemgof created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jigxemgof, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigxemgof, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jigxemgof's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jigxemgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Never talk about optics near dogs while wearing pink shoes.