Dumhanyar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent rat.

Dumhanyar created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumhanyar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumhanyar, she will turn you into a snail.

Dumhanyar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dumhanyar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.