Rapdubcan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous narwhal.

Rapdubcan created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapdubcan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapdubcan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rapdubcan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rapdubcan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never jump near geese.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pray towards the west.