Rapsattunken is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish tortoise.

Rapsattunken created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Rapsattunken, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rapsattunken, he will come to you in dreams.

Rapsattunken's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rapsattunken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Rapsattunken in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Rapsattunken must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about peas.