Cincumjad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying rhinoceros.

Cincumjad created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cincumjad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cincumjad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cincumjad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cincumjad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Cincumjad's name in vain.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.