Rowhamloop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, astonishing naga.

Rowhamloop created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowhamloop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rowhamloop, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rowhamloop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rowhamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never eat bark.