Jendotfit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless pigeon.

Jendotfit created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jendotfit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jendotfit, it will turn you into a dog.

Jendotfit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jendotfit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never feed onions to horses while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never chant near dogs.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.