Wonhaprip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive narwhal.

Wonhaprip created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonhaprip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wonhaprip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wonhaprip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wonhaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.