Stiktifpas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish mouse.

Stiktifpas created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiktifpas, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stiktifpas, he will ignore you.

Stiktifpas' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stiktifpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiktifpas.