Yar is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless
centipede.
Yar created light eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yar, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yar, she will come to you in dreams.
Yar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Yar's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry ants.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. Always treat ducks with great respect.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never pour water over plants.