Yar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless centipede.

Yar created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yar, she will come to you in dreams.

Yar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.