Libzedbap Homjiprull is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, clever gnu.

Libzedbap Homjiprull created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libzedbap Homjiprull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Libzedbap Homjiprull, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Libzedbap Homjiprull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Libzedbap Homjiprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.