Fedmifqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered crab.

Fedmifqueeg created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedmifqueeg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedmifqueeg, he will turn you into a dog.

Fedmifqueeg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fedmifqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedmifqueeg.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look in ponds.