Vabdobhab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty crab.

Vabdobhab created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdobhab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabdobhab, he will cry a lot.

Vabdobhab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vabdobhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.