Rat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, able fairy.

Rat created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.