Jabfonhan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful raven.

Jabfonhan created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jabfonhan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jabfonhan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jabfonhan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jabfonhan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if eight geese approach from the east.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.