Litnullpin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent crab.

Litnullpin created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnullpin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litnullpin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Litnullpin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Litnullpin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never go into black rooms.