Hamgilbon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced turtle.

Hamgilbon created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgilbon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hamgilbon, it will turn you into a worm.

Hamgilbon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hamgilbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from orange dogs for they are unholy.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.